Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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