sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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