Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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