Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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