You made me cry and you don't even care
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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