I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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