doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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