porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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