What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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