This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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