so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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