I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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