Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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