you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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