North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
