Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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