I need help removing her.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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