I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
