think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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