I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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