And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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