Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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