Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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