I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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