My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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