did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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