your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
