Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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