Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I have post one night stand depression
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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