Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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