Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
People in love make me want to vomit
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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