Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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