I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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