margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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