I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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