I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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