hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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