Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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