I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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