Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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