dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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