If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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