So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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