I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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