One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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