Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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