You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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