I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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