What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Can I color on your dick again?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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