I want to have your abortion
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
