Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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